Right - Watts' has undergone it's final pre-Pewsey tittification, with the rails cleaned and given a rub-over with the graphite stick, the grass thickened, and workers boots and helmets polished:
A general over-view, with personnel strategically disposed around the scenery.
Looking towards the mine entrance.
Young Master Bates looking excited at the prospect of going on show.
Health'n'Safety have insisted that the entrances on the left side of the man-rider have bars fitted across the stop the passengers falling over the edge of the gully, or bumping into the rock-face on the left side of the mine shaft. So far two have reported bruising from bashing into the bars.
The lady driver of the Eimco does not want her photo taken - "It'll only be posted on one of them porn sites" she says. "You should be so lucky!" her male colleagues reply. She is considering reporting them to the management for making sexist comments. Maybe she doesn't know what 'tittification' means.
And finally - a sign has been laboriously created to go over the layout to make sure viewers get to notice the terrible pun.
See you on Saturday.